f-35 saga {new KPMG version}

The Opposition said the numbers weren't right. The Auditor General said the numbers weren't right. The Parliamentary Budget Officer said the numbers weren't right. A US report and Canadian critics said untendered, single engine jets were'n't right. So CPC hireds KPMG, who also said the numbers weren't right.

that's a lot of effertz$

f-35s. it gets better (not).

No one needs no silly transparency or no oversight of no $25-billion stealth fighter jets with maybe no engines or no twin engines. (Güberment moves to shut down parliamentary committee hearings)

WeMakeMoneyDisappear!™

 Elections Я Us. We win!™
 (Tories never sought permission to use ’72 Summit Series clip in Harper ad.)

open letter to rona ambrose@encanada

Yo.

I would have written the other environment minister (desert storm scud stud, Afghanistan reporter, Arthur Kent, oops that's his brother, Peter Kent), but since you babbled about Kyoto, novels, HappyOil™ (2006-07) and got this timbits tarball rolling and P. Kent babbles about finishing it or is it the 'engine' of the North American economy! (oops, that's the new provincial Minister of Energy, Ken Hughes), and now another artist is not very happy.

wow, multi-billion dollar buttons! - Ambrose, Clement, MacKay

And besides, you are Canada's new limousine winner! *$40,000* That Tony Clement is funny. I liked what he said about MP limos. "We work long hours for Encana Canadians."

Weird. Three departments refused to provide details on drivers' overtime citing privacy reasons: Environment Canada, Public Safety Canada and the Privy Council Office.

http://www.allanhardingmackay.ca

And that's not counting Franke James. More on roma androse, manRights™ and other Polish tax agreements.

federal budget 1812

It's an Industrial Revolution ! As long as miners, investors and stock market 'thought leaders' ccce's like it, yep, the main event, git 'er done. Wealth will trickle flake down like gold in Jason Kenney's ass trump's plane.

http://industrialchristmascarol.blogspot.ca/

Like effluent in tailings ponds, asbestos fibers in workers' lungs and happy uraniums for ... everybody! Nature Canada, press release: ... is particularly concerned about plans to amend the Metal Mining Effluent Regulations that expands a loophole in the Fisheries Act. Now, diamond and coal mining companies will join metal mining companies in being allowed to dump toxic waste into Canada’s living lakes.

(... few questions about MP pension plans, corporate lobbying, AECL/ SNC-Lavalin, CPP executive bonuses, F-35s.) Enough about metals, minerals, oil, gas, $13.5m for pipelines and $35.7m for tankers. It'll be fun setting up a full-fledged laboratory, somewhere, maybe the kitchen or beside the sofa, to test food product labels myself in my spare time - and when I let a company know about the results from my lab, it will can give itself a fine for possible misleading advertising or ... dangerous ingredients. hey... And why not test for GMOs too: I'll buy a book !

f-35 saga

good lord. well. yes. "Harper's gang didn't just support the F-35 program, it chastised, ridiculed and name-called those who questioned it."

here come the judge. auditor general's report due on april 3, 2012.

open letter to vic toews

hey, sorry to read about your messy divorce. that must have been a surprise (the baby). sh*t happ--. during the last election, or was it one of the ones before it, i don't recall, after the 4th election in 7 years, there were all kinds of things floating about ignatieff's first marriage and kids, paul martin's alleged mistress, even learned about DND computers antagonizing critics of an untendered F-35 jet purchase and the 'puters' working its Wikipedia article.

cartoon: source
"either stand with us or with the child pornographers"

now, child pornographers lol, which is almost ironic, but i'm not exactly sure of the unfortunate nanny's age or whether the gay bathhouse story is true. not to mention the resurrection of Jack Layton's decades-old massage and i thought on a dying man yet. besides, you haven't even read the whole bill! [Bill C-30, Section 487.0195: warrantless searches, any police officer] that you tabled. i hope you lose your job, mister family values.

minister of public safety. weird eh?

Dear @ToewsVic, there's a cut in my brake lines :( Any idea how it happened? #TellVicEverything

mister canada gov - $26m economic caption plan

Clearly, ... Friends

Holy mcLuntz-and-disruption-manuals Jobotomy bobblehead meme! Now, after the $26m 3 month radio and TV campaign for the party, a record-breaking $1.2b G20 summit, and even a dispute with the Pentagon about the double cost of 200 F-35 jets (or their not often talked about Mulroney Winnipeg's Bristol Aerospace 1986 expensive maintenance contract)(and... no engines...?) and $300m prorogue, 2008, which all of course are someone else's fault like a wife batter's alibi, there's a new caption in TV town.

Friends. Listen. It's probably better, let me be clear, for the time being, and abandon the fact of the matter. Luntz's current company, The Word Doctors ("It's not what you say, it's what they hear"), specializes in message creation and image management for commercial and political clients.

on Fokus Pokus groups

Lemme guess: Harper is finger-pointy synonymous with "government of canada" (see:  "re-branded" "harper" "canada" "government"), which is reverse synonymous with Adanac (see: satanism or reverse speech or libtards or Taliban jackoffs, Ali Kaida, green terrorisms), which is synonymous, no antonymous, with TheTeaPotParty™ (see: perpetual campaigning), which is

reverse speech/ hceeps esrever

synonymous, maybe, with contempt (just made-up)(see: parliament), which is synonymous with canlit, no, hockey lit or water bottles for kiddies, which is synonomous with [insert US president] Administration and harmonization... (etcetera).(ca 2003: "National myth? Hockey?? -  write a goddamn hockey book!"} New logo for Canada? Forward-moving font, momentum, "on-the-move" parallelogram, Go-team,-go!™

And from the University of Pennsylvania, no less.

the caption plan - cost: $26m

Read on to find out how Environment Minister Ambrose is using Frank Luntz's tactics almost to the letter these days ("Bush's Chief Climate "Spinmaster" Tells Harper How It's Done"). New Conservative Party of Canada logo? Canada logo? Hard to no, it's mixed up. Strong Staples government, and oops, PM know longer taking questions on local campaigns. It's the Klein Public affairs bureau, all over again.

A manual of "key messages" produced exclusively for Alberta Progressive Conservative MLAs by the Public Affairs Bureau verges on propaganda, is a partisan misuse of taxpayers' money and provides the governing party with an unfair advantage, a panel of political scientists says.

"This manual is a straight-up abuse of taxpayers' money because it is money that is being used to communicate what the Tory party is doing, not what the government is doing," said Jonathan Rose, a Queen's University professor.

Leader™ with PeoplePaper™

Words That Work: It's Not What You Say, It's What People Hear. It seems they can't tell the difference, just don't get it, mister fixed election dates. Kind of like national debt (up) and a GST reduction, lollipops for the kids, like Ralph Klein's election bucks when the deregulation fiasco didn't reduce consumers' energy bills and things got hot. Presto! The Prosperity Bonus! public pacifier. It's getting kind of funny: "the world will go wrong if I-me-me don't get majority. We need STABILITY!™ Luntz frequently tests word and phrase choices using focus groups and interviews.

party promo, former canadian government

Martin gained an important ally in GOP pollster Frank Luntz, whose polling revealed that "death tax" sparked voter resentment in a way that "inheritance tax" and "estate tax" couldn't match. Brampton whistle stop (March 27 2011 - the 4th federal election in less than 7 years!), where another booger drops out of the body politic. Giulio Maturi, who was a top official in the campaign of disgraced former Montreal mayoral candidate Benoit Labonté in 2009, was listed as late as Wednesday afternoon as the campaign manager for a Montreal Conservative candidate. [Agop Evereklian, Pierrefonds-Dollard riding]  The other: Sebastien Togneri, former aide to Christian Paradis, was helping with Ryan Hastman's campaign.[Edmonton-Strathcona] There is no consequence for Contempt of Parliament.

prorogue olympics 2010

This Strong™ Stable™ Leader™ gets a new fucking™ sign™ The Olympic jacket.™ Jesus Christ. True North Sports and Entertainment.

"... they cannot, apparently, cope with Parliament's deliberations while dealing with the country's economic troubles and the challenge of hosting the Winter Olympic games. This was the argument put forward by the spokesman for Stephen Harper." from The Economist, walking and chewing gum at the same time.