best of 2015

Top Ten 2015 bonus +4

14. Another tailings dam bursts. (San Marco, Brazil)
13. Referendumb!
12. David Letterman retires.
11. Chickenfuckers are chickenfuckers.
10. Another chancellor, another douchenozzle. (UNBC)
9. Oil prices.
8. Gas pump prices.
7. Errant DOD radar blimp takes out power lines. (Raytheon: $2.7 billion dollar project)
6. Off-label ingredients in hot dogs include human DNA.
5. Federal Conservative candidates avoid public debates.
4. Then again, there is sense in that. (E.g., Peegate)
3. Earthquake swarms in Alberta.
2. Canada's Finance Minister Joe Oliver delays 2015 federal budget (see #9) and sort of um, hides.

1. Volkswagon. Das Fraud. Das Daddy's Diesel.
11 million cars, the cover-up was wider than previously ... | Silicon Valley. diesel Volkswagens, diesel Audis, diesel Jettas... | Noxious admissions...

mr biggs

Nice work if you can get it, misters national securities, FBI, RCMP, Mr Biggs. 1) I wonder whose idea it was to blow the fuck up a via train. 2) I wonder whose idea it was to blow up BC's legislative assembly, find some fucking idiot drug addicts to do it, Mr FBI Biggs.

Argument: There wouldn't actually be these terroribles if it weren't for Mr Biggs, sekyurity-partnerin high-rollin cash-throwin safe-house safe-mansion anonin moneybaggin dupin terror-makin and tax-dollars-workin mind-theatrin no chaos, supplyin.

Entrapment, nice work if you can get it. Business is booming. I'd reckon it's the same fucking guy. And the Cleveland occupy encampment bridge bombers. And the eco-terrorist, recently released (“Anna” was a pink-haired 17-year-old who the FBI recruited).