canada post - junk biznuz & spam

IMPORTANT INFORMATION
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PLEASE OPEN IMMEDIATELY

Consumers' Choice Program

Dear Occupant,

I am writing with important news about
Canada Post mail delivery to your address.

Your address is part of Canada Post's Consumers' Choice database [*] as a result of having a "no flyer" notice [*] on your mailbox. This means you are currently not receiving unaddressed mail delivered by Canada Post that your neighbors are receiving.[*] This includes mail that can save you money [*] and keep you connected with your local community.[*]

• coupons and savings offers from local businesses
• catalogues from local and national retailers
• fundraising appeals from local and national charities
• municipal and community notices
• product samples

We would like to make it easy [*] for you to receive this important [*] mail that includes information and offers that could benefit [*] you and your family.

• Simply [*] mail the enclosed postage paid card; and
• IMPORTANT: remove the notice from your mailbox.

We will resume delivery of your unaddressed mail within a few weeks.

Please note that the card, letter and envelope used for this mailing are all printed on sustainable papers and can all be recycled - as is the case with most unaddressed mail. [*]

blahblah,
Compliance and Chief Privacy Officer

UPDATE: {2013: file #22-37.} unsolicited mail, Shaw